noflexzoneremix:

Me: hey bae, you won’t believe what happened I me today. This bitch-
Him: my dick is hard
Me: 

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 I’ll call Sheila and tell her about my day instead

(via barebackinq)

blackluma:

Hyrule Warriors Zelda DLC costumes trailer

twilight princess zelda just smiled i need a moment

(via technogeek99)

Like mother, like daughter

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beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

(via gloomyteens)

princesssilverglow:

Have much more Roses! And a Garnet :D

(via pearlnet-punk)

Colton’s going away dinner, and by dinner I mean shot after shot of #soju 😷

(via unfboy)

blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

(via grantwishes)

asleepwhilewake:

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

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