Me: hey bae, you won’t believe what happened I me today. This bitch-
Him: my dick is hard
I’ll call Sheila and tell her about my day instead
"touch my butt and give me pizza"
black people: haha white people can’t dance
white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???
white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……